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Happy New Year
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Damn, You're Lookin' Succulent
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You Give Me The Hots
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Broke Out My Sexy PJs
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Keys To The Love Handles
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I Wheelie Love You
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Thanks For Swiping Right
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You're Flippin' Awesome
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You're One Hot Mama
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Why Hello There Hot Stuff
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I Love You More Than Sweatpants...
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A Big Spectacle Birthday
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Adulting Is Mailing A Birthday Card
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AMAZEBALLS
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A Brimful Of Cheerful
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Cheers To Your Years
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Corndog At A Hotdog Party
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All I Want... Is Your Dad Bod
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Gracias
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Happy Birthday Yah Weirdo
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High Fives And Fist Bumps
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Home Is The Nicest Word There Is
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Happy Birthday Unicorn
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In Awe Of You
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Happy Anniversary
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From One Jolly Asshole To Another
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Kind Of A Big Dad
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Always There For Me Mom
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Pee In Peace
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Happy Mother's Day
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Dear Mom
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Eight Arm Mama
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Your Boys Can Swim
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Because You're My Grammy
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Dear Dad
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Daddy Fans
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The World Is Your Oyster
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Congratufuckinglations
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Oh The Parties You'll Go
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You're Goin' Places
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Welcome to Parenthood
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Thank You Ma'am
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Hey Daddio
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Cougah Status
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For Better Or Worse
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You Rule / You Suck
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So Ready For This Jelly
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You Spin Me Right Round
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Do You Kiss Santa With That Mouth?
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Christmas Yoga Pants
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Grab The Season By The...
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Brisket. Latkes. Kugel...
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You'll Shoot Your Eye Out
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Too Hot To Handle
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It Takes A Village
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F*CK
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Miss Your Face
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SH*T
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I Wheelie Miss You
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I Gave This Card A Hug
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It's Okay To Not Be Okay
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Middle Finger
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I Want To Jump Your Bones
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Baby Got Snacks
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Good Vibes
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Fingers Crossed
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Die Hard
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All I Want... Are Your Mom Jeans
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Make It Yours Massachusetts
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Valentine's Day Sex
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Mother Fucking Best Mom
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Thanks For Rubbing My Belly
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You're A Lifesaver
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Your New Best Friend
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Happy Gotcha Day
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Happy Birthday Cake Hound
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Back On Your Paws
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Let Them Eat Cake
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In Pie We Crust
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I Woof You
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I Love My Human
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I Dooooo Tooooo!
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Hot Diggity Dog
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Dog Days Enamel Mug
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Seasons Greetings
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